Alle uitspraken van Ricky Gervais
Ricky Gervais Je zal niet branden in de hel. Maar wees toch gewoon aardig 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 brandenhelweesaardig
Ricky Gervais Happiness is the only success that matters, and the one your critics are most jealous of 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 geluksucceshappinesssuccessmatterscritics
Ricky Gervais We have to stop this recent culture of people telling us they’re offended and expecting us to give a fuck 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 culturepeopletellingreoffendedexpecting
Ricky Gervais I fucking hate Christmas shopping. I’d honestly rather sit through “We will rock you.” Twice 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 kerstfuckinghatechristmasshoppinghonestly
Ricky Gervais De volgende keer dat iemand kritisch over je is, overweeg hun leven, en glimlach zacht in jezelf 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 volgendekeerkritischoverweeglevenglimlach
Ricky Gervais The best advice I’ve ever received is, ‘No one else knows what they’re doing either.’ 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 adviceivereceivednore
Ricky Gervais Mondays are fine. It’s just your job you hate 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 mondaysfinejobhateits
Ricky Gervais Just because you’re offended, doesn’t mean you’re right 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 offendedre
Ricky Gervais Twitter: where dopey cunts come to voluntarily read things they are offended by 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 twittertwitterdopeycuntsvoluntarilyread
Ricky Gervais If you don’t have empathy with animals, then you don’t have empathy at all 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 empathyanimals
Ricky Gervais And God saw the light and saw it was good. Even though he said so himself 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 godgodlightgood
Ricky Gervais Jouw God is de beste God. Sterker nog, hij is de enige God. Alle andere Goden zijn belachelijke, verzonnen onzin. Niet die van jou. Die van jou is echt 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 godbestesterkergodenbelachelijkeverzonnen
Ricky Gervais There don’t seem to be as many conspiracy theorists as there used to be. I think the government had them killed 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 conspiracytheoristsgovernmentkilled
Ricky Gervais If you’re gonna be late, then be late and not just 2 minutes – make it an hour and enjoy your breakfast 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 gonnalateminuteshourenjoybreakfast
Ricky Gervais So in the end he obviously didn’t kill himself. Just like Jeffrey Epstein 3 jaar geleden Jos 0 killjeffreyepstein
Ricky Gervais If you can laugh in the face of adversary, you are bulletproof 7 jaar geleden Jos 0 humanitylaughfaceadversarybulletproof
ricky gervais we don't stop playing because we grow old, we grow old because we stop playing 10 jaar geleden jos 1 rickygervaisplayinggrow